Love and War files / Observations · January 7, 2020 0

The Treachery of Greeting Cards

I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, “What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say I have a stick up my ass???”

Anniversary card with a popsicle on it. I thought we had this marriage thing licked.

“But honey! I have a stick up my ass too!” would not be a helpful thing to say.