The pink cookbook?
Matches from the long-gone Cook Book restaurant of Campbell, California, featuring “500 types of Omelettes”. I get decision fatigue just…
Month: January 2020
Our new humidifier is swell!
I’m very pleased with our new Homedics “TotalComfort UltrasonicHumidifier” with warm and cool mist. Here are the features, pros, and…
It certainly is well fed!
I love the whole “jackalope” thing, mythical creatures often featured in tourist-trap postcards of earlier times. This one does not…
Grueling life on the farm pre-Netflix
This guy looks like he is thinking about going into his Uncle Marv’s Cheese business. The number of horse heads…
That’s not how any of this works!
There is so much wrong with this postcard. Google translate only muddied the water; “One glass, three glasses hello damage!”…
Six feet under in sunny Florida
If it wasn’t for the airfare to haul my corpse all the way to Florida, I would take them up…
Good thing it’s not Lawn Darts.
So apparently there exists a game called lawn bowling. It is played with a ball about the diameter of a…
It has frozen over
In the 1800’s, if the (lake?) froze over, the folks who could afford it took the time to head out…
Buzzing the lock
“What do you want to do today, Orville?” “Oh, I dunno. How about we buzz the lock? What could go…
The Treachery of Greeting Cards
I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, “What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say I have a stick up my ass???”
