Monthly Archive: January 2020

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It certainly is well fed!

I love the whole “jackalope” thing, mythical creatures often featured in tourist-trap postcards of earlier times. This one does not present itself as a Jackrabbit-Antelope crossbreed, but rather The Siberian White Tail Deer, which...

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That’s not how any of this works!

There is so much wrong with this postcard. Google translate only muddied the water; “One glass, three glasses hello damage!” and at the bottom; “I can’t put my piece on, the parking meter is...

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The Shit Be Gone opportunity

I was going through my passwords, went to ShitBeGone.com and found that it’s dormant, and Jed is receptive to licensing this brand. We used to buy cases of Shit-Be-Gone TP and it sold quickly...

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Six feet under in sunny Florida

If it wasn’t for the airfare to haul my corpse all the way to Florida, I would take them up on this! $49.50!! Then Teresa can go to Disney World while she is down...

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Good thing it’s not Lawn Darts.

So apparently there exists a game called lawn bowling. It is played with a ball about the diameter of a golf ball? And several balls that look like croquet balls but they are asymetrical....

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It has frozen over

In the 1800’s, if the (lake?) froze over, the folks who could afford it took the time to head out on the ice. I can’t tell if they are depicted here as being very...

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Buzzing the lock

“What do you want to do today, Orville?” “Oh, I dunno. How about we buzz the lock? What could go wrong?”

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The Treachery of Greeting Cards

I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, “What are you trying to...