Seems like every day I find that something is better the way it used to be. Case in point, Ipana squeeze bottle toothpaste. Toothpaste tubes...
Month: November 2019
Santa is in a minefield
I never know what to get my wife for Christmas. They are pushing those fancy Pelotin exercise bikes on TV as a gift, with some inane zoomer...
Professional farts
We used to own a novelty store. One day I was searching for wholesale remote control fart machines (Think whoopie cushions but electronic). There...
Cash, Grass, or…
I had a sticker on my dashboard years ago, the one that says "CASH GRASS or ASS*. Nobody rides for free." Usually, my friend Mario was riding...
Grandma’s soap saver
I was listening to the Larry Miller podcast, he was going on about saving soap slivers in the shower, somehow mushing them together to form a...
OK bloomers
Here's what the next moron that says "OK Boomer" needs. And your mother says you can do your own laundry from now on.
Soldiers of Soda
Back in the day, apparently you could get into the Saturday Matinee for what? A dollar? Thirty-Five cents? Nope! Just six 7-up bottle caps! You...
Life can be pleasant with Molson
Yes, life can be pleasant when you are holding your skis at something like port arms and someone is bringing bottles of frosty Molson Ale......