Bring it back! #112719
Seems like every day I find that something is better the way it used to be. Case in point, Ipana…
Month: November 2019
Santa is in a minefield
I never know what to get my wife for Christmas. They are pushing those fancy Pelotin exercise bikes on TV…
Professional farts
We used to own a novelty store. One day I was searching for wholesale remote control fart machines (Think whoopie…
Cash, Grass, or…
I had a sticker on my dashboard years ago, the one that says “CASH GRASS or ASS*. Nobody rides for…
Grandma’s soap saver
I was listening to the Larry Miller podcast, he was going on about saving soap slivers in the shower, somehow…
OK bloomers
Here’s what the next moron that says “OK Boomer” needs. And your mother says you can do your own laundry…
Wait until the other shoe drops
These “Ripple” shoes probably were fun and different to wear, and maybe changed a person’s gait in a positive way….
MY BRAIN HURTS
I guess when your head hurts so bad that you can’t even stand the sight of a trademark stamp, you…
Soldiers of Soda
Back in the day, apparently you could get into the Saturday Matinee for what? A dollar? Thirty-Five cents? Nope! Just…
Life can be pleasant with Molson
Yes, life can be pleasant when you are holding your skis at something like port arms and someone is bringing…
