I have been having a problem with my PC randomly freezing up, at the most inconvenient times. Then I have to shut off the power supply, go get a...
Year: 2019
Does anybody really know what time it is?
I really like this sort of lazy clock I got for Christmas. It displays the time in sentence form, changing to catch up every five minutes. That's...
What I sez
It was fun a quarter century ago. Outdated software galore
I was looking for a certain CD but got sidetracked looking at my old games; Simcopter, Simtower, add-ons galore for "The sims"... I guess I was...
Uber, The Christmas Donkey
I don't know why this lady's donkey doesn't want to go to Reno with her. He has been in a funk since "Hee Haw" got canceled.
Bring it back! #112719
Seems like every day I find that something is better the way it used to be. Case in point, Ipana squeeze bottle toothpaste. Toothpaste tubes...
Santa is in a minefield
I never know what to get my wife for Christmas. They are pushing those fancy Pelotin exercise bikes on TV as a gift, with some inane zoomer...
Professional farts
We used to own a novelty store. One day I was searching for wholesale remote control fart machines (Think whoopie cushions but electronic). There...
Cash, Grass, or…
I had a sticker on my dashboard years ago, the one that says "CASH GRASS or ASS*. Nobody rides for free." Usually, my friend Mario was riding...
Grandma’s soap saver
I was listening to the Larry Miller podcast, he was going on about saving soap slivers in the shower, somehow mushing them together to form a...