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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Santa brought an Amazon Dot for Daphne, and I was skeptical. But Alexa amuses me… I asked her, “Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?” and she replied “I’d like to shake his hand! He made my baby fall in love with me.”

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She also knows how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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