Monthly Archive: December 2018

Should have done the toothpaste math! 0

Should have done the toothpaste math!

I got this toothpaste squeezer on a whim because I like gadgets. It costs $9.99 – Only now doing the math on that. Rounding up because Teresa does most of the shopping and does...

My own room, but what do I call it? 0

My own room, but what do I call it?

We finally got a house with an extra room that I have claimed for my computer, books, etc. but I am at a loss when it comes to naming it. Most would call it...

Random notes December 27, 2018 0

Random notes December 27, 2018

From the TrashNothing.com daily digest; OFFER:  Speakers (Woodinville wa) – I know nothing about these speakers. Leftover from divorce. “Maximus Uterus” claims to be a superhero but he’s really a big pussy.

It fell behind the diceomatic letter transmogrifier 0

It fell behind the diceomatic letter transmogrifier

I always mail things with trepidation, like sending a kid to summer camp. Sometimes I read “human interest” stories about a letter that was mailed decades ago being found inside a wall, or under...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? 0

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Santa brought an Amazon Dot for Daphne, and I was skeptical. But Alexa amuses me… I asked her, “Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?” and she replied “I’d like to shake his hand!...

They are running out of toy ideas 0

They are running out of toy ideas

Unicorns are just goats that broke a horn off. I was cutting through the toy department at Fred Meyer but these unicorns stopped me in my tracks. These unicorns “really poop!” Why is that...

Craft lady is disturbing 0

Craft lady is disturbing

My wife put this book in the Goodwill box. It’s a step in the right direction. I couldn’t quite figure out why the lady on the cover makes me nervous, aside from the fact...

Trollbooth cache gives me a Stephen King feeling 0

Trollbooth cache gives me a Stephen King feeling

This is the “Trollhouse” geocache we logged a few months ago. I put it on our favorites list just for the novelty of it. The lady of the house pulled in as we were...

Golden Girls chia? Thank you for being a friend. 0

Golden Girls chia? Thank you for being a friend.

I was doing a little Christmas shopping today and found this Sophia from the Golden Girls Chia pet. It was sitting on an unrelated end cap, apparently someone changed their mind. The expression on...

Don’t forget your birds 0

Don’t forget your birds

I keep thinking we are all done moving out of our old house, but today I was upstairs, and happened to look up. THE BIRDS! I almost forgot the (paper mache?) colorful parrots we...