Sooo sick of CLICKBAIT! A lot of them, I find on otherwise legitimate “news” websites. They should be ashamed. Here are short versions of some of them.

Girl Screams “Daddy Watch Out!” While He’s Washing The Car, And Their Lives Are Never The Same

Guy buys a new car, he’s washing it in the driveway with his little girl nearby. The girl sees a snake near her dad and yells “DADDY WATCH OUT!!!” and the clumsy oaf falls and cracks his noggin on the driveway. (My wife says he probably tripped over the hose? It doesn’t say.) Then he is in the hospital for a time, and learns to appreciate his daughter.

At the bottom, it says The events of this story are entirely fictional and are products of the author’s imagination.