Curator of Flotsam. Goes off on tangents.
I love the whole “jackalope” thing, mythical creatures often featured in tourist-trap postcards of earlier times. This one does not present itself as a Jackrabbit-Antelope crossbreed, but rather The Siberian White Tail Deer, which...
This guy looks like he is thinking about going into his Uncle Marv’s Cheese business. The number of horse heads vs. the number of legs, is starting to get to him. I gained even...
So glad I found my lost keys to my 2014 Honda Civic. It would have cost $100 or more to get this taken care of and programmed or whatever. When I was young and...
There is so much wrong with this postcard. Google translate only muddied the water; “One glass, three glasses hello damage!” and at the bottom; “I can’t put my piece on, the parking meter is...
I was going through my passwords, went to ShitBeGone.com and found that it’s dormant, and Jed is receptive to licensing this brand. We used to buy cases of Shit-Be-Gone TP and it sold quickly...
If it wasn’t for the airfare to haul my corpse all the way to Florida, I would take them up on this! $49.50!! Then Teresa can go to Disney World while she is down...
So apparently there exists a game called lawn bowling. It is played with a ball about the diameter of a golf ball? And several balls that look like croquet balls but they are asymetrical....
In the 1800’s, if the (lake?) froze over, the folks who could afford it took the time to head out on the ice. I can’t tell if they are depicted here as being very...
“What do you want to do today, Orville?” “Oh, I dunno. How about we buzz the lock? What could go wrong?”
I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, “What are you trying to...
It’s not like she wanted to return anything, or see if she forgot something. Does she need a reason?
