A friend of ours was going through her dad’s hilarity and knick-knack box, and found this old practical joke. (Everybody’s dad has a drawer of stuff. My dad’s mainly had coins and tokens, one from a place called “The Stork Club” which sounds expensive.) Anyhoo… The idea here was that you talked into the little…
I have an old blind dog, but he still enjoys walks, I just have to guide him away from parked cars, and other stationary objects. But he is not very well behaved out there. Thase are some of the things I get sick of having to say on these walks;
We went to the state fair and sprung for the Demolition Derby as well. BOY HOWDY we got our money’s worth- bump-to-pass races, BUS races, BOAT races (Cars pulling boats. no trailers.) I liked the “hornet class” for young drivers, I think 13 to 16? The winner was THIRTEEN. I could barely do a wheelie…
I found this one in an old email from my brother, and laughed again. It is possible to be offended and amused at the same time. There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money…
I have various ailments that sometimes land me in the hospital; not my idea of fun, I tell you what. First thing to go out the window; modesty. And I hate that I get in trouble for going in the bathroom without a police escort. What I am saying; Appreciate being healthy enough to stay…
My sister Evelyn saw the printer’s tray I recently acquired, but has a strong preference for this table she saw at a local to her junque store. (pictured) I think her reasoning is that it holds more stuff, plus my plan for a wall display risks everything falling out if we have another earthquake. I’m…
As a calm middle-of-the-road voter… Looks like I will be sporting my Archie Bunker campaign button again in 2024
Electronics just don’t have that smell of industrial lubricant and extruded plastic these days, and I kind of miss it.
Our neighbor has painted some rocks to resemble M&M mascots. They make me smile when walking the dog.
